In the interest of our employees, it is imperative that I complete a full investigation before I even consider throwing a death card. The first thing I must determine is if you are indeed a trashy slut. Please forward any photographs of you in lingere (or fully or partially nude) that you might have. I will then compare these with the Funsaver photographs I have been provided by the employee in question.
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Dear Ms. Jane:
In the interest of our employees, it is imperative that I complete a full investigation before I even consider throwing a death card. The first thing I must determine is if you are indeed a trashy slut. Please forward any photographs of you in lingere (or fully or partially nude) that you might have. I will then compare these with the Funsaver photographs I have been provided by the employee in question.
Thanking you for keeping it real,
-Captain Sharky
Ms. Jane:
Please complete the new complaint form and I will investimigate.
-Captain Sharky
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