Come and Get Me Estella!

Sharky,
I will NOT post lingerie photos of myself to prove that I am not the person that Estella Guadalajar Pendejo is talking about. I did however post a home movie of myself that she might enjoy. Please send it to her and tell her to BRING IT THE FUCK ON! I'm gonna destroy that bitch.

Jane

M E M O R A N D U M

TO: Jane Smith, CEO

BucketheadCFO

FROM: Captain Sharky

RE: New Federal Compliance Law

Jane and Buckethead, I'm not sure if you have heard this over the din of the crunching Cheetos in your respective offices, but there is a new Federal Law which will surely implement your current operations.

We should be prepared to discuss at our next "Operations" meeting at the Pool Hall.

Attached is a notice I downloaded off the Congressional Oversight Committee for Gangsta' Hospital Administrazizzle's.

Hospital World Complaint Form

Below you will find the Hospital World Complaint Form. To make a formal complaint, you may print the form by clicking on it, then printing and completing the document. Either scan the completed document, or email the appropriate information to:

reefshark@hotmail.com

I will post all complaints and the appropriate follow ups.

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

-Captain Sharky

Y'all Suck!

Where is the love? You guys have to know that that Mexican chick is making stuff up about me!